Shows

Not Your Mother’s Goose!

October 3- November 2, 2025

A World Premiere Comedy written by Michael J. Bobbitt and Sandra Eskin 
Based on traditional English nursery rhymes 
Directed by Serge Seiden

Not Your Mother’s Goose! is a high-energy, laugh-out-loud romp through Gooseville, where nursery rhymes come to life—and fall apart in the most delightful way! When Hickory the clock-mouse ditches his post, the enchanted Tickety-Tock Clock grinds to a halt, unleashing chaos: time unravels, day turns to night without warning, and rain refuses to fall. With the 100th Annual Peter Pumpkin Eater Harvest Festival at stake, it’s up to the ever-rhyming Mother Goose, the mischievous Itsy-Bitsy Spider, precocious Jack, contrary Mary, and a lovable cast of nursery rhyme characters to restore order. Full of clever wordplay, wild schemes, magical mishaps, and heartwarming lessons about friendship and community, Not Your Mother’s Goose! is a fast-paced theatrical adventure that turns childhood classics upside down—and right-side up again. 

This production features flashing lights and haze. Geese with goslings sensitive to such effects should use caution.

Bringing a scouting troup? 

Group sale tickets are available at reduced rates! Please call 301-634-2270 for more information or to book a group of 10 or more. Remember to leave us your name and telephone number as well as your troop number and the number of patches you will need. Patches are complimentary for girl scout groups of 10 or more ticketed patrons which can include adults. 

Pro Tip! If you have a group of fewer than 10, consider a Flexpass. 

Upcoming Events

Grandparents Day with Family Photos on the set- November 1

Bring the whole family on Saturday, November 1st to get your family photo taken on our quaint and picturesque set after the show! 

Free To Federal Furloughed Employees’ Families- November 2 at 11am

Link for Federal Furlogh Employee Tickets (Requires ID at Will-Call)

Take Home a Book!

Part of the proceeds of our merchandise goes to benefit our partner, An Open Book Foundation

An Open Book Foundation connects local students with authors, illustrators, and their books to nurture a lifelong love of reading. We support educational justice by building equitable access to interactive literacy enrichment and high-quality books. AOB offers a range of engaging and enriching small group literacy activities to PreK-Grade 12 students in Washington, DC-area Title 1 schools. At every event, each student receives a copy of the featured book for their personal library, and we donate additional books from the author or illustrator to participating classroom and school libraries. Each year, we reach over 10,000 students and distribute more than 12,000 books. Learn more at www.anopenbookfound.org

Meet the Cast

Martina Schabron
(Mother Goose)

Irene Hamilton
(Itsy)

Hannah Taylor
(Mary)

Ryan Sellers
(Hickory)

Walker Vlahos
(Jack)

Chelsea Majors
(Gooseviller & Mother Goose Understudy)

Tobi Baisburd
(Mary, Itsy, & Gooseviller Understudy)

John Henry Stamper
(Hickory & Jack Understudy)

The Rhymes

The following nursery rhymes and children’s songs/stories are referenced in Not Your Mother’s Goose!

Mary Had A Little Lamb
Jack and Jill
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three Blind Mice
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Mary Mary Quite Contrary
Humpty Dumpty
Jack Be Nimble Jack Be Quick
Little Jack Horner
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Little Boy Blue
The Farmer in the Dell
Little Bo Peep
London Bridge is Falling Down

We Willie Winkie
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
Wiggle Wiggle Caterpillar
Little Miss Muffet
Do You Know the Muffin Man?
This Little Piggie
Hey Diddle Diddle
Rock A Bye Baby
Anansi The Spider
Rain Rain Go Away
Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie
Row Row Row Your Boat
Rub-A-Dub-Dub Three Men in A Tub

BEHIND THE SCENES

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ACCESSIBLE SHOWS

Get information about our accessible seating options and sensory-friendly and ASL interpreted public performances.

FlexPass

Save an average of $72 on tickets and fees! A Flexpass is a book of 10 pre-purchased discount tickets to see any production on any date you choose.